Mary Rambin is the Dr. Phil of blogging.

It’s worrisome. Screen capture via RBNS, edited by yours...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:52:57 -0400

It’s worrisome.

Screen capture via RBNS, edited by yours truly.

juliaallison:Off to LA! You guys. Um. If serendipity is as big...

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:14:36 -0400

juliaallison:
Off to LA!

You guys. Um.

If serendipity is as big of a bitch as I can be and somehow we were to cross paths… well let’s just put it like this: ~~I ain’t no Loren Feldman~~

I always keep my camera in my purse and the authenticity thing isn’t an act it’s a lifestyle.

Woot.

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:24:00 -0400

maryrambin: My Friday night involved: Shopping for cheese and wine on Larchmont (actually less...

alanajoy: How I spent my Friday night. How did you spend...

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:21:00 -0400

alanajoy:

How I spent my Friday night.

How did you spend yours?

You can make an ass out of yourself on MTV preaching “dating tips” (even though dating advice “doesn’t work”) to teenagers while annoying the much more with-it host, you can paint your nails black and wear jumpers and blazers and color your hair red, you can get shit on your nose sniffing the asses of pseudo-poser hipster band members, but Julia dear…

You’ll just never be fucking hip enuff.

This is the outfit you picked that makes you look like you...

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:27:32 -0400

*This* is the outfit you picked that makes you look like you don’t have a “stick up your ass”?

/me giggles…

Girl you are WORKING those freebie shoes from Zappos! They’re like, all you wear anymore. Did shoes exist before that pair? What happened to the black Mary Janes from Aldo? *snickers*

It’s kind of inauthentic, and contrived that you have been on this mission to change your style. It’s like you’re doing everything you can to be a different Julia.

OMG look! I stopped with the 90’s acrylics a decade after everyone else!

OMG look! I’m wearing black! (Groundbreaking! *gasp*)

Another style note: clip on weave is tres trashy.

The new classic JA pose? Standing with your legs 2 feet apart so people don’t see the thighs touching. We know, girl. We know. Learn how to be comfortable in your own skin. Relax. Real women have curves.

ps: Bringing your dog into a salon is disgustingly unsanitary and likely puts them in a violation of some sort of health code. Selfish.

God, I’m in full on bitch mode today.

Toodles!

Just a Quickie before my meeting...

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:51:00 -0400

Dear Julia: Re: your little bro’s engagement: Him not you, hu? And you’re older. That...

Just sayin...

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:32:39 -0400

Bloggers everywhere are posting, tweeting, uploading, slideshow-ing… about the passing of...

Is this for real? It is. Boring… but for real. Wow: Paging...

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:22:42 -0400

Is this for real?

It is.

Boring… but for real.

Wow: Paging Dr. Freud.

Sorry, guys...

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:12:48 -0400

But I really have like, zero interest in blogging these fools lately… there is just too much...

web20morons: charitini: caro: This really ought to be...

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:39:56 -0400

web20morons:

charitini:

caro:

This really ought to be photoshopped into the faux cover of a young-adult novel published by Alloy Entertainment, in which something goes horribly awry at an affluent suburban high school and the two girls who are total opposites and ought to hate each other forever are forced to work together to bring it all to justice. Maybe it’s about a murder. Or somebody stuffing the ballot box in the race for junior class president.

One of them drives a BMW to school every day, has been head cheerleader since she was a freshman, and has every boy on the football team begging for her number. The other plays drums in an all-girl punk band and catches up on her French vocab during her after-school shifts at the local coffee shop. But with the whole school thrown into peril, these two total opposites are the only ones who can save the day—if they can get along.

Both of our stellar dresses were purchased for under $25 apiece at Forever 21, by the way.

I read this book! You totally steal her boyfriend.

Why does the girl who has the football team chasing her have legs like a linebacker?

Hahahahaha: you know, I like Caro. For what it’s worth.

How… sad.

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:38:35 -0400

How… sad.

Jesus I hate to say this

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:35:11 -0400

antikris: I’ve always stuck up for the way Julia Allison looked. Her looks shouldnt be a factor as...

Princess Paperclips in her Pink Palace. OMG: THE TIARA! Sorry...

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:27:57 -0400

Princess Paperclips in her Pink Palace.

OMG: THE TIARA!

Sorry but I so fucking NAILED that one. Before she even did.

She is that predictable. What a fucking joke.

maryrambin: REVISED GPOYW, SMILE FRIDAY —-> HS...

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:18:01 -0400

~~maryrambin:~~

~~REVISED~~

~~GPOYW, SMILE FRIDAY —-> HS~~ ~~THURSDAY MONDAY~~

~~(Thinking Monday morning everyone can use a good chuckle.)~~

~~You guys love GPOW and Smile Friday, which are always really cute pictures. But what about those embarrassing pictures that you never upload to the blog, but make you laugh the hardest?~~

~~So I think we should start HS (Holy Shit) Thursdays Mondays* where we post an unflattering picture that is sure to make all of your followers die laughing at their desk.~~

~~This new fun tumblr feature was inspired by the picture above. Taken about two seconds ago while I’m recording a TMI Talkback. I know you guys can do better than this.~~ ~~Especially because it’s Internet Week.~~ ~~There should be some great, drunken, WTF photos you’ll have at your disposal for next Thursday!~~

*Name is negotiable. Any ideas?

P.S. I know this picture isn’t LOL funny, but it’s pretty awful. And it’s what led me to throw out this idea. Hence the name “Holy Shit” Monday. Doesn’t have to be funny…any WTF moment captured on camera will do.

“STOP TRYING TO MAKE “FETCH” HAPPEN! IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, OK?”

xoxo

Regina George

chrisdrury: maryrambin: I’m designing a logo for MoreThanMary...

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:16:34 -0400

chrisdrury:

maryrambin:

I’m designing a logo for MoreThanMary right now, and I though who better to ask than you. You know me best, and by now I hope you understand what I’m trying to acheive with this this blog.

I want something respectable but not too serious.

All thoughts are welcome and greatly appreciated.

Any ideas? Designs you would like to submit??

Utterly clueless. This post irritated the fuck out of me and SHOULD irritate the fuck out of any self-respecting blogger who is an artist, writer, editor, designer.

At first glance, I really did think that SHE was designing her logo, because after all, she does design handbags. Duh!

But then I realized she was soliciting work from designers. No mention of payment. Or credit or ownership of IP. (That’s Intellectual Property and you should know something about that since you frequently accuse Donna Karan of stealing your work.)

Not only does she have no concept of her own ‘brand’ identity - whatever that means to Morethanmary. She has access to real brand managers who could help her develop her own brand hierarchy. But worst of all, the post is so lacking in professionalism and pride in her own site that she didn’t even think to fully document what she is looking for but seems to imply that whatever it is has to be respectable and most likely free.

Any talented artist - whatever their medium - should value their work. And value means - you needs to get paid! Wird.

frangry: Heidi Montag This is non-nonsociety related but: too...

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:50:17 -0400

frangry:

Heidi Montag

This is non-nonsociety related but: too amazing to not reblog.

meghanasha: juliaallison: NONSOCIETY is looking for TWO...

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:12:00 -0400

meghanasha:

juliaallison:

NONSOCIETY is looking for TWO AWESOME SUMMER INTERNS!

We’re lucky - we’ve had a lot of amazing interns here at NonSociety - Abbey, Kate, Kay, Samantha, Harrison, Matt, to name a few. Some stay for a few weeks, some for a few months, and some have worked with us for almost a year.

We’re looking for part and full time summer interns - energetic, organized, dedicated individuals with a positive attitude who want to work for us until, ideally, September (or they go back to school).

Read about one of our former intern’s experiences here. We like to think it’s the best internship in Manhattan ;) (You could have this much fun! or this much fun! this much fun! or even THIS much fun!)

What? No mention of Charlsie?

Um. How many things are wrong with this picture? First of all....

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:45:11 -0400

Um. How many things are wrong with this picture? First of all. This woman is obvs not your friend. Come to think of it Julia… do you HAVE any black friends? Because so far your life seems to be about as white washed as your granny panties. Anyway, I digress.

What makes you think you have the right to post this womans picture on your blog calling her such things as “ass hole” and “wench” via both your blog and your Twitter? Seriously. Because she… was talking on the phone when Miss Priss wanted peace? Has it ever occurred to you that others might feel the same way when you take radio interviews on your cell phone in inappropriate locales and/or “bray for pay” in a tutu like an idiot wherever you see fit?

This is the second time you have posted the image of an unwilling subject. Last time, you desperately posted the picture of a man innocently purchasing groceries, pleading with the Interwebz to help you “find” this dream boat. Total class act, you are.

Horrifically unethical. Disgusting.

What do you guys think? Is this okay?

The JA code of ethics.

Sat, 30 May 2009 20:00:41 -0400

The JA code of ethics.

Please extend your vacay. xoxo The Interwebz

Sat, 30 May 2009 18:29:03 -0400

Please extend your vacay.

xoxo

The Interwebz

Mary Rambin is the Dr. Phil of blogging.

It’s worrisome. Screen capture via RBNS, edited by yours...

juliaallison:Off to LA! You guys. Um. If serendipity is as big...

Woot.

alanajoy: How I spent my Friday night. How did you spend...

*This* is the outfit you picked that makes you look like you...

Just a Quickie before my meeting...

Just sayin...

Is this for real? It is. Boring… but for real. Wow: Paging...

Sorry, guys...

web20morons: charitini: caro: This really ought to be...

How… sad.

Jesus I hate to say this

Princess Paperclips in her Pink Palace. OMG: THE TIARA! Sorry...

maryrambin: REVISED GPOYW, SMILE FRIDAY —-> HS...

chrisdrury: maryrambin: I’m designing a logo for MoreThanMary...

frangry: Heidi Montag This is non-nonsociety related but: too...

meghanasha: juliaallison: NONSOCIETY is looking for TWO...

Um. How many things are wrong with this picture? First of all....

The JA code of ethics.

Please extend your vacay. xoxo The Interwebz

This is the outfit you picked that makes you look like you...