How I spent my Friday night.
How did you spend yours?
You can make an ass out of yourself on MTV preaching “dating tips” (even though dating advice “doesn’t work”) to teenagers while annoying the much more with-it host, you can paint your nails black and wear jumpers and blazers and color your hair red, you can get shit on your nose sniffing the asses of pseudo-poser hipster band members, but Julia dear…
You’ll just never be fucking hip enuff.
