*This* is the outfit you picked that makes you look like you don’t have a “stick up your ass”?
/me giggles…
Girl you are WORKING those freebie shoes from Zappos! They’re like, all you wear anymore. Did shoes exist before that pair? What happened to the black Mary Janes from Aldo? *snickers*
It’s kind of inauthentic, and contrived that you have been on this mission to change your style. It’s like you’re doing everything you can to be a different Julia.
OMG look! I stopped with the 90’s acrylics a decade after everyone else!
OMG look! I’m wearing black! (Groundbreaking! *gasp*)
Another style note: clip on weave is tres trashy.
The new classic JA pose? Standing with your legs 2 feet apart so people don’t see the thighs touching. We know, girl. We know. Learn how to be comfortable in your own skin. Relax. Real women have curves.
ps: Bringing your dog into a salon is disgustingly unsanitary and likely puts them in a violation of some sort of health code. Selfish.
God, I’m in full on bitch mode today.
Toodles!
