OMG SHE IS TOTS PAST HER EXPIRATION DATE!
However, by the time she reached the point on the expiration calendar marked “become an ape woman” she was renowned for being a patient and wise leader and consequently a “monstrously desirable political bride.” Get it? Monstrous? I think the person who wrote that was making a funny!
So, Julia, enjoy your beauty to the fullest while you’ve got it (you still do have it) just try to lay the foundation for the things that matter later on. The rest will work itself out.
P.S. Just kidding about that “calendar marked ape woman” thing. Margaret the Ugly had Paget’s disease. That date was the day she was born, not, as some might have believed, her 30th birthday.
HAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAA
