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The New Drinking Game
So the old drinking game was every time you see Mary in her Chanel black and white sandals, take a shot. But after viewing this weeks “Best of 2008” TMI, I have a new one for you all. Every time you see Mary sitting with her legs open in a dress/skirt, take a shot. I’m so serious: you’ll be wasted by the time you get to the end.
Dec 31st
ListenI don’t like them, just because you do. As...
Dec 31st
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“I’m reading the Question of the Day after a fantastic evening of good food,...”
– I’m coming in on this a little late. I didn’t catch Mary’s rant about all this, but I was able to find it reposted. I’m sure you can imagine my eagerness to sink my teeth in. Mary. Listen. You aren’t wrong for accepting a free trip on a yacht to spend time with your...
Dec 31st
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WatchWatch
maryrambin: Happy Christmas Eve Eve from LaLa Land! It’s my little way of saying thank you to everyone for sending in photos of style successes and the fashionably challenged. In this video we learm you can lead a boy to water, but can’t force him to drink.  Unless that boy is gay and that water is Mariah Carey. This was so uncomfortable to watch. You are redundantly annoying.
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"Your posts make you seem like you live at the...
maryrambin: Reader Rachel wrote me an email saying, “I don’t want to hate.  But do you do go to LA just to workout?”“ Actually Rachel, yes!  One of my favorite parts about visiting LA is my Equinox in WeHo. So, if I can, I go twice a day.  Usually one class is spin (Keith, Colin, Eileen, Reilly) combined with abs (Keith or Colin), and the other is either sculpting or yoga (Kristen, Colin). The...
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Guys never seem to regret breaking up with us, do... →
maryrambin: juliaallison: Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I think men are much more likely to close the door and lock it, whereas women will slam the door, then slowly turn the knob and open it just a crack, to see if anyone’s still on the other side (they never are).  WHY IS THIS, aargghghhghg!?! I like sneaking back in for sex. They don’t seem to mind that :) two words: desperate...
Dec 17th
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I'm baaaack :P
Dear Scary, You are an elitist, vapid, fugly, mentally unstable, insecure, egomaniacal, condescending, desperate, predictable, talentless cliche and I am disgusted with you more with every post.  Sincerely, The Mgmt
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